Definitions of Designations

Saw this on Google+ posted by Eric Miao and just had to share it.  I am not sure where he got it but it sure made me laugh.

Definitions of Designations

  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single women can deliver nine babies in one month
  • Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man or woman are available
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources
  • Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby
  • Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
  • HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby in given 9 months


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